These jokes are sponsored by HEDBERG
*Sorry these jokes were personally selected by me for their inside joke- thematic value to my friend who cried. Now remember the next time you cry- let me know- and I will post to make you smile too!
What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is... fucking... clean.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef
This shirt is "dry-clean only"...which means it's dirty.
That is all... thanks folks. Have a great night!
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