So I need to get my body in TIP TOP DANCING shape. How do I do that? Put myself on a strict diet.
Well, apparently not right away... I woke up this morning and had a Krispy Kreme... but it was only bc I was craving something crispy and creamy.
So back to real issue here: I am going to a costume ball and I need to look like a professional latin ballroom dancer.
First I need to dip my skin in brown dye.
Second I need to get a full body wax
Third I need to get a full body lipo
Fourth I need to find some feathers and fringe in the most obnoxious colors and then sew them together to cover my bits.
Fifth I need to repeat steps 1-4 for my partner.
VOILA...
Simple as that... Simply Ballroom.
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